Marinho Posted July 16, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 583 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 01/25/1994 Share Posted July 16, 2011 mrš :D uzo si mi sa fejsa :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaskeKtz Posted July 18, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 468 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/26/1997 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Jeste klip, ali vise spada u viceve. [video=youtube;DuL-mLaDpYc] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare Posted July 18, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,526 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/09/1993 Share Posted July 18, 2011 haha znam ovo ave: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted July 18, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare Posted July 18, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,526 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/09/1993 Share Posted July 18, 2011 De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe vau ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted July 31, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) BIH VATROGASCI Internacionalno takmicenje vatrogasaca... 1 mjesto - 100.000 Dolara. Zapaljena zgrada... Americki vatrogasci stupaju u akciju... vozila zauzimaju polozaje oko zgrade... pozar ugasen za 25 minuta. Nemacki vatrogasci... isti scenario... vozila oko zgrade... vatra ugasena za 23 minuta. Bosanksi vatrogasci... vatrogasni FAP ulijece pravo u prizemlje zapaljene zgrade... iskacu iz kamiona i udaraju lopatama, jaknama, bacaju zemlju, galama, vika, jauci... vatra ugasena za 6 minuta. Okuplji novinari pitaju Bosansku ekipu: - "Neverovatan poduhvat, sta cete da uradite sa osvojenim parama?" BiH Vatrogasci: - "Paaa...prvo cemo da kupimo kocnice za FAP-a". - Život je jedan, a Counter Strike je 1.6! KARADJORDJE Takmicili se Rus,Englez,Francuz i Srbin Kaze Rus: -mi imamo ove kombajnske traktore najbolje na Svetu. Kaze Englez: -mi imamo kraljicu Elizabetu. Kaze Francuz: - mi imamo Ajfelov toranj. Kaze Srbin: - mi imamo Karadjordja Pitaju ga ovi: - A sta moze Karadjordje? Kaze Srbin: - on ima onu stvar ko ajfelov toranj, kada ga gurne kraljici Elizabeti, ne moze da ga izvuce ni kombajnski traktor. Edited July 31, 2011 by МИЛАН Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted July 31, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe ne zna se ko je vise pokido dal ti ili zdravko colic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROBAR22 Posted July 31, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,039 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 3,900 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/22/1993 Share Posted July 31, 2011 on je ceska , ona je slovacka , KAMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted July 31, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Ovako se priča vic [video=youtube;E2wP1np72Io] hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander_The_Great Posted August 30, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 279 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/17/1992 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Monday morning, Mrs Wenger: -Wake up Arsene, its 9 already! Arsene: -What? They scored another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted September 4, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Koliko je zvezdasa potrebno da se zameni jedna sijalica? 62 - jedan drzi stolicu , drugi menja sijalicu , a 60 sere kako su osvojili ligu sampiona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted October 15, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Pita gov*o jabuku: hoćeš li se udati za mene? jabuka odgovori: fuuj, nee, ti smrdis! Dođe čovjek i pojede jabuku, a gov*o pjeva: čekat ću te mala dok ne izađeš iz kanala! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted October 30, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ispituje profesor studenta i posto isti nema pojma profesor razocaran poziva tetkicu pa kaze: 'Donesite, molim Vas jednu kafu a magarcu seno!'. Na to ce student: bez secera ako moze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted October 31, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Čak Noris ima ajfon sa celom jabukom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted November 3, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Snimanje emisije za djecu: Pitaju seljaka kako mu pocinje i izgleda radni dan. A seljo ce:-"Ja cim se ustanem maznem si jednu rakiju". -"A nemozete tako, ovo je emisija za djecu, morate reci npr. da citate knjige ili tako nesto". -"Pa dobro, ja procitam knjigu odmah ujutro, onda prije nego odem na njivu procitam jos jednu. Kad se vratim s njive jedem i procitam jos pet sest knjiga. Onda se nadem sa svojim susjedom u knjiznici i procitamo svaki jos po desetak knjiga. E a navecer dolazi najbolje, odemo do drugog suseda koji doma ima stampariju i tamo se ubijemo citajuci" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzoni CZBG Posted November 24, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 111 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/08/1994 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Budi žena Krunu Jurčića jutro nakon utakmice Real- Dinamo. - Ustaj Kruno, sedam je! Jurčić skoči i reče: - Jel opet Benzema? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted November 24, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Sta rade baba i deda kad citaju bibliju ? Spremaju prijemni :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzoni CZBG Posted November 26, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 111 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/08/1994 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Улази Марко Пантелић у продавницу спортске опреме. Једне копачке су му "запале за око", и пита продавца: "Брате, је л' имаш ових број 43?" А продавац му одговара: "Наравно." А пантела ће на то: "Е то брате, донеси ми две леве". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted November 26, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 [video=youtube;eCNqFZyYK5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eCNqFZyYK5U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted December 2, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Pita Bosanac ženu: "Gdje su deca", žena mu odgovara: "Na času engleskog", kaže Boske: "Aha, Where are a children" Edited December 2, 2011 by Devilish Soldier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted December 5, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 5, 2011 Pitaju cigu: - Jel', kako zivis!? -Pa brate nema struje....nema vode.... Nema sta nemam !!! :) Evo jos jedan Cigo jes' lizo ikad cistu pic*u? - Sta ima tu da s' lize! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted December 5, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Kako se zove cigan koji trci ??? CiganŠtura Kako se yove ciga koji prodaje Cd-ove???? CD-Rom Kako se zove cigin zubar ??? Dr. Martin Kako se zove ciganin koji nema kola? NiKola Kako se zove ciga u odelu??? EleGanci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted December 8, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 Kaže Mujo Sulji : - Daj bogati malboro da obradujem pluća. A njemu će Suljo : - Evo ti ***** pa iznenadi šupak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МИЛАН Posted December 15, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 499 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 07/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/10/1996 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Evo nekoliko bolesnih komada hehehehehehe Nesrećno dete plače i u očajanju pita majku: - Mama, šta da radim kad imam tumor na mozgu? - Ne brini sine, vodim ja tebe u banju na kupku od blata. - Zašto, mama, hoće li to da mi pomogne? - Ne, nego ćeš da se navikneš na zemlju! Ne možete da nađete ništa mlađe za sex? Vašim mukama je došao kraj! Obucite mantiju! Ko ima najčistije patike? -Invalidi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted January 27, 2012 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: Macintosh Share Posted January 27, 2012 Zove žena muža i dere se: -Gdje si ti ******??! Muž: -Draga, znaš onu zlataru gdje si se zaljubila u onu ogrlicu za koju sam rekao da će jednom biti tvoja?!! Žena: -Daaaaa!!! ♥ Muž: -E, ja sam u kafani preko puta!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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