Jump to content
Oficijalni partneri

Prejaki vicevi


Горан
 Share

Recommended Posts


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  468
  • Reputation:   11
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  09/26/1997

Vanzemaljci postoje.

Ali nisu ludi da dodju na planetu na kojoj zivi Cak Noris.

 

Perica ulazi u prodanicu i pita prodavca:

- Dobar dan, imam samo 100 dinara, sta mi preporucujete?

- Neku drugu prodavnicu.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  VIP clanovi
  • Content Count:  1,254
  • Reputation:   13
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  09/07/1991

Sreli se na Australija openu Federer i Novak Đoković, i Federer upita: "Nole šta ima?", Đoković odgovori: "Evo ništa-ČETRDESET"

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  VIP clanovi
  • Content Count:  1,254
  • Reputation:   13
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  09/07/1991

Par kratkih nazovi viceva

 

Sede lik i likuša ovaj je MUVA ova KOMARAC

Sede lik i likuša ovaj je VATA ova ACETON

Idu dve ptice jedna LETI druga ZIMI

Ko drugome jamu kopa on sam u NJU ORLEANS.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,039
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  3,900
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  08/22/1993

čak noris je dao "THANKS" sam sebi :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,498
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/15/2011

Када Ноле игра утакмицу Чак Норис скупља лоптице хП

Edited by Милош
Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  279
  • Reputation:   10
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  12/17/1992

Igra Cak Noris pikado i gadja prvi put i promasi, drugi put opet promasi. Gadja treci put i pogodi iz prve :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  624
  • Reputation:   10
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/20/2011
  • Status:  Offline

Postroji Hitler svoju vojsku i neki od vojnika kinu. Pita Hitler:"Ko je kinuo?"

Svi ćute. Opet:

"Počeću streljati red po red ako mi ne odgovorite"

Svi ćute. Kaže Hitler:"Prvi red, ko je kinuo?"

Niko ne odgovara i on ih postrelja.

"Drugi red, ko je kinuo?"

Niko ne odgovara i on opet streljanje. Na kraju:

"Treći red, ko je kinuo?"

A vojnik da poštedi ostale rece:

"Ja sam!"

A Hitler:"Nazdravlje"

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,498
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/15/2011

Sta govore Engleskinje tokom seksa? -Oh yes, oh yes! Amerikanke? - Yes baby, yes, baby! A, Bosanke - A da me vidi babooo!

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  VIP clanovi
  • Content Count:  1,254
  • Reputation:   13
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  09/07/1991

Slavi medved u šumi rođendan i pozvao sve životnije sem puža. Kod mede traje žurka uveliko, puž vidno iznerviran krene ka medi i pokuca mu na vrata i kaže: "Što mene nisi pozvao na rođendan?", medved ga šutne negde u tri lepe. Sledeće godine medved slavi rođendan i neko pokuca na vrata, meda začuđen otvara vrata. Samo vidiš na vratima puža i kaže: "Jel bre koga si ti šutnuo malo pre?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Super Moderators
  • Content Count:  3,257
  • Reputation:   269
  • Achievement Points:  5,200
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/17/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/13/1992
  • Device:  Windows

Dolazi muz iz kladionice i kaze zeni:

Jebo me Arsenal kad se opkladi na njega!

Na to ce zena:

A mene jebo Milan.

Muz zacudjeno pita "A gde ti je listic"?

Pa nije ga ostavio, odgovori mu zena. HAHAHAH

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Super Moderators
  • Content Count:  3,257
  • Reputation:   269
  • Achievement Points:  5,200
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/17/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/13/1992
  • Device:  Windows

Bio vic odma iznad mog vica.

 

Nisam vidio.Ubacio sam drugi vic ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  821
  • Reputation:   24
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  11/13/1994

Kupio čovek novog BMW-a pa rešio da ga malo provoza. Izađe on tako u grad i stane na semaforu, kad ono BUM. Okrene se on i vidi fiću. Pogleda svoj auto i vidi slomljena stop svetla, spojler, branik iskrivljen. Krene on ljutito prema vozaču fiće. Uhvati ga za kragnu, kad on zavapi: - Nemoj bre, prijatelju. Pogledaj šta voziš, a ja nemam para. Smiluj se! Ovaj se smiluje i pusti ga. Staje malo kasnije na drugom semaforu i opet BUM. Okrene se i ne može da veruje, opet isti fića! Krene on sada sa željom da ubije onog drugog, ali ovaj opet zakuka: - Nemoj brate, molim te, imam ženu i troje dece. Ovaj se opet smiluje i pusti ga. Krene i opet, na trećem semaforu, BUM. Okrene se vozač BMW-a, a onaj otpozadi iz fiće mu maše: - Idi, idi, ja sam!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,498
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/15/2011

Jebeš Čak Norisa kad nas na forumu 20 onlajn a niko ne piše ništa.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,039
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  3,900
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  08/22/1993

pre je zalosno nego smesno

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  821
  • Reputation:   24
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  11/13/1994

E bas je smesno hahahah

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  624
  • Reputation:   10
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/20/2011
  • Status:  Offline

Registruje se Mujo na facebook:

- Username: Mujo

- Password: Penis

• Password not long enough!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

  • Group:  Super Moderators
  • Content Count:  3,257
  • Reputation:   269
  • Achievement Points:  5,200
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/17/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/13/1992
  • Device:  Windows

Šta govori jevrej kad bježi iz logora?

- A da me vidi švabo!

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  VIP clanovi
  • Content Count:  1,254
  • Reputation:   13
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  09/07/1991

Zašto je guru jafforidža jači od Čak Norisa?

 

Zašto da ne, zašto da ne

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,039
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  3,900
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  08/22/1993

sta kaze mama ciganka kad mali ciga zgazi cigaretu?

 

Ko je ugasio grejanje

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  516
  • Reputation:   10
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/07/2011
  • Status:  Offline

Šta kaže Rade kad čita ove viceve ?

 

 

Baš su glupi vicevi ppp

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  VIP clanovi
  • Content Count:  1,526
  • Reputation:   13
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  05/09/1993

spamujes sabane

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  821
  • Reputation:   24
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  11/13/1994

Šta kaže Rade kad čita ove viceve ?

 

 

Baš su glupi vicevi ppp

 

hahahaha pobedio si brate ide LOCK

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  1,039
  • Reputation:   14
  • Achievement Points:  3,900
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  08/22/1993

razlog zatvaranja teme je ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites


  • Group:  Members
  • Content Count:  821
  • Reputation:   24
  • Achievement Points:  0
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/06/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  11/13/1994

Rade pobedio.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 4 weeks later...

  • Group:  Super Moderators
  • Content Count:  3,257
  • Reputation:   269
  • Achievement Points:  5,200
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Joined:  03/17/2011
  • Status:  Offline
  • Birthday:  07/13/1992
  • Device:  Windows

Nismo odavno :) :)

 

Šetaju dva programera ulicom i pored njih prode ekstra zgodna riba. Prvi kaže:

• Vidi kakve properties ima ova.

Drugi ce na to:

• Džabe ti, ona je read only.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...