Горан Posted March 9, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Pita razredna decu: - Ko navija za Partizan? Svi dizu ruke sem malog Perice. - Pa, Perice, za koga ti navijas? - Za Zvezdu naravno. - Kako to samo ti za Zvezdu? - Mama i tata mi navijaju za Zvezdu, pa navijam i ja. - Pa, Perice, nije ti to dobar razlog, sta da ti je tata narkoman, a mama kurva, sta bi onda? - Sta znam, razredna, valjda bih onda i ja navijao za Partizan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted March 13, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 13, 2011 Zasto zvezda nema VK? Ne mozes cigana natjerati u vodu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted March 13, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: iPhone Share Posted March 13, 2011 Pita razredna decu: - Ko navija za Partizan? Svi dizu ruke sem malog Perice. - Pa' date=' Perice, za koga ti navijas? - Za Zvezdu naravno. - Kako to samo ti za Zvezdu? - Mama i tata mi navijaju za Zvezdu, pa navijam i ja. - Pa, Perice, nije ti to dobar razlog, sta da ti je tata narkoman, a mama kurva, sta bi onda? - Sta znam, razredna, valjda bih onda i ja navijao za Partizan.[/quote'] Ko je glavni sponzor Zvezde? - History channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop1806 Posted March 13, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 10,725 Reputation: 362 Achievement Points: 30,149 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 06/18/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted March 13, 2011 1, kaže devojka momku usred sexa: - molim te aj me sad ponizi momak mrtav ladan izvadi zvezdin dres iz ormana i kaže devojci: - obuci ovo 2, pita sin tatu: Tata kad ću ja da navijam za samo jedan klub? Tata mu kaže: Ćuti sine skini dres Brage i obuci Arsenalov dres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miksakralj Posted March 22, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 29 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/20/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted March 22, 2011 Evo malo o prejakom Caku: Cak Noris potrosi 2000 besplatnih minuta za pola sata. U ceemu je razlika izmedju Harry Pottera i Cak Norisa? Cak Norisu ne treba metla da bi leteo... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Kako ljudi u Cernobilu zovu kupus? Dodji, dodji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niks Posted March 22, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 205 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/18/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted March 22, 2011 Cak Noris zalupio kruzna vrata --------------------------------- Cak Noris sagradio kucu u kojoj se rodio ---------------------------------- Zasto Cak Noris nema oca,nitko se nije usudio da mu j... ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted April 13, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2011 Pita razredna djecu: -Ko navija za Sarajevo ? Svi dizu ruku osim malog Perice. ...... -Pa Perice, za koga ti navijas? -Za Želju -Kako to samo ti za Želju? -Mama i tata mi navijaju za Želju, pa navijam i ja -Pa Perice nije to dobar razlog, sta da ti je tata narkoman, a mama kurva, sta bi onda? -Pa onda bi i ja navijao za Sarajevo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grucho Posted April 14, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 624 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/20/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted April 14, 2011 Zasto King Kong voli plavuse? -Zato sto je majmun. _________________________ Dolazi Putin na Marakanu i kaze Lukicu: -Mogli bi smo i da povecamo onaj pomocni teren. Lukic:To nije pomocni teren -Nego? -To je stadion Patrizana. -Ciji stadion?! _____________________________________________ Odakle je Goran Karan? -Otpozadi. _________________________________________ Plavu se u kvizu pokusavaju da dokazu da nisu glupe. U kvizu jedna, u poblici 3000. Pitaju ovu u kvizu: -Koliko je 2+2? -5! -(publika)Dajte jos jednu sansu, dajte jos jednu sansu! -Dobro, pa kolkiko je 2+2? -3! -(publika)Dajte jos jednu sansu, dajte jos jednu sansu! -Evo, poslednja sansa: Koliko je 2+2? -4!!! -(publika)Dajte jos jednu sansu, dajte jos jednu sansu.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted April 14, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dva prijatelja piju u kafani: Zasto zmuris kad pijes? -Rek'o mi doktor da pice ne smem ni da pogledam! kako se zove beba na 100 stepeni?........Zarko kako se zove beba na 300 stepeni?........Ognjen kako se zove beba na 500 stepeni?........Ugljes Cak Noris zna ko to tamo peva. Šta je dan žena? Isto što i noc veštica samo po danu..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaCZ Posted April 14, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 341 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/19/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dva prijatelja piju u kafani: Zasto zmuris kad pijes? -Rek'o mi doktor da pice ne smem ni da pogledam! kako se zove beba na 100 stepeni?........Zarko kako se zove beba na 300 stepeni?........Ognjen kako se zove beba na 500 stepeni?........Ugljes Cak Noris zna ko to tamo peva. Šta je dan žena? Isto što i noc veštica samo po danu..... Не разумем ово за бебе. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted April 14, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 14, 2011 Pita učiteljica Pericu: - Perice, znaš li ti šta je to demokratija? - Znam, to je kad dvije budale imaju više prava nego jedan pametan Uci Haso sina plivati: "Masi rukama Mujice, masi! Masi rukama, bolan, masi! Ma masi rukama kad ti kazem, udavit ces se!!! E, j*biga..." pita mujo hasu: -koliko je 2 minus 1 minus 1? -ne znam. -kako ne znaš? imaš 2 jaja i jedno daš meni a drugo fati. i što ti ostane? -ostane mi kita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Znik Posted April 14, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 163 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/10/1996 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Sta je to malo crno sa belim na ledjima..?? Krtica sa kosmodiskom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Znik Posted April 27, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 163 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/08/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/10/1996 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Priča djed unucima kako je bilo u ratu: "...Tako ja stojim na straži kad naiđoše 4 Njemca. Djeco ja sam se usro." "Zašto si se djede usro? Pa to su bila samo 4 Njemca." "Sad sam se usro, al' tad sam pobjego." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 7, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Čak Noris je pljunuo Kiklopa među oči. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pop1806 Posted May 7, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 10,725 Reputation: 362 Achievement Points: 30,149 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 06/18/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted May 7, 2011 pojede roda žabu i polete letela ona tako i onda se javi žaba: " Rodo na kojoj smo visini?" a roda odgovori : "na 4000 metara" a žaba onako uplašeno: " RODO NE SERI!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani12o82 Posted May 8, 2011 Group: Administrators Content Count: 4,867 Reputation: 494 Achievement Points: 30,231 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/12/1982 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 8, 2011 - ортак А: "јаaо што је добра она црна рибица преко пута, у шортсу..." - ортак Б: "уффф брaате, покид'о бих је к'о Пахомије осмогодишњака!" Moderni paradoks - čim muškarcima počne ređe da se diže i kraće da stoji, ženama se pojača seksualni nagon. - Ajde više, bre, ako neće da ti se digne popij viagru... - Ma `oće on da se digne nego ti nisi normalna! Svaki mesec da J***m, nimfomanko jedna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 8, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 8, 2011 J*beš Čak Norisa kada Šako Polumenta sklapa oči jasno vidi. J*beš Čak Norisa kada Saša Kovačević snimio duet sam sa sobom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaskeKtz Posted May 8, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 468 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/26/1997 Share Posted May 8, 2011 (edited) Cak Noris je jednom uradio dvaput. Cak Noris je izmerio visinu vagom. Cak Noris je sutnuo loptu po zemlji i dao gol pod precku. Edited May 8, 2011 by VaskeKtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted May 8, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Cak noris je dao gol kroz noge u vaterpolu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grucho Posted May 8, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 624 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/20/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ide zec šumom, pa naleti na risa. Ris: - Zeko, sad ću te smazati! Zec: - Ne rise! Ris: - Ne remse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 9, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Šta kaže pedofil kada vidi dete od 12 godina? Kakva je to riba bila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 9, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Šta Čak Noris radi u vreloj vodi? Ladi jaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaskeKtz Posted May 10, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 468 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/26/1997 Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) Pita uciteljica djake cime covek oseca nesto vruce , a cime hladno? Javlja se Mica i kaze - Kad je nesto vruce onda reaguju osecajni nervi za toplotu, a kad je nesto hladno onda reaguju osecajni nervi za hladnocu. Onda se javlja odjednom Perica - A kad je mlako ??? Vozi Ciga na vozačkom ispitu i mrtav 'ladan prođe pored znaka STOP. - Stani, polako! Kakav je to znak? – pita ga instruktor. - Aluminijski, što? Da se vratimo po njega? Edited May 10, 2011 by VaskeKtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 11, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 11, 2011 U čemu ostane plavuša kada se skine gola? U radnom odelu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 13, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Koja je sličnost između prdeža i otpisanih? Tihi je najgori. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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